Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

I have an unfortunate personality.

Orson Welles

What after all, is a halo?

Christopher Fry

It is a scientific fact that

Dave Barry

Do not worry about avoiding temptation.

Joey Adams

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness

P. J. O'Rourke

If you're naturally kind, you attract

William Feather

O Lord, help me to be

Saint Augustine

I'm the only man in the

Mickey Rooney

The first day one is a

Jean de la Bruyere

Progress might have been alright once,

Ogden Nash

One of the disadvantages of wine

Samuel Johnson

You can always tell when a

H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

My theory is that all of

Mike Myers

I don't deserve any credit for

Flannery O'Connor

Instant gratification takes too long.

Carrie Fisher

I love fools' experiments. I am

Charles Darwin

I'm an optimist, but an optimist

Harold Wilson

If at first you don't succeed,

William Lyon Phelps

Men are only as loyal as

Bill Maher

Thinking is one thing no one

Charles Kettering
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