Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

I consider that a man's brain

Arthur Conan Doyle

Every man has a sane spot

Robert Louis Stevenson

An optimist is a fellow who

George Jean Nathan

How many people here have telekenetic

Emo Philips

I like marriage. The idea.

Toni Morrison

Drawing on my fine command of

Robert Benchley

It is easy for me to

Johnny Vegas

My wife has a slight impediment

Jimmy Durante

Defy your own group. Rebel against

Cathy Guisewite

I could sooner reconcile all Europe

Louis XIV

You can do anything with bayonets

Thomas Hardy

One man is as good as

Benjamin Jowett

I've never been married, but I

Elayne Boosler

There is nothing in the world

Vladimir Nabokov

Fashions have done more harm than

Victor Hugo

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

Voltaire

All right everyone, line up alphabetically

Casey Stengel

There's a great power in words,

Josh Billings

Men are liars. We'll lie about

Tim Allen

I distrust camels, and anyone else

Joe E. Lewis
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