Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

I refuse to join any club

Groucho Marx

Always remember that you are absolutely

Margaret Mead

I am not a member of

Will Rogers

I may be drunk, Miss, but

Winston Churchill

It takes considerable knowledge just to

Thomas Sowell

What's another word for Thesaurus?

Steven Wright

No man has a good enough

Abraham Lincoln

If two wrongs don't make a

Laurence J. Peter

We are all here on earth

W. H. Auden

If you could kick the person

Theodore Roosevelt

I believe that if life gives

Ron White

A government that robs Peter to

George Bernard Shaw

A day without sunshine is like,

Steve Martin

Why don't you get a haircut?

P. G. Wodehouse

If it weren't for Philo T.

Johnny Carson

Why do they call it rush

Robin Williams

I love Mickey Mouse more than

Walt Disney

Everybody talks about the weather, but

Charles Dudley Warner

If you want a guarantee, buy

Clint Eastwood

Progress is man's ability to complicate

Thor Heyerdahl
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