Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

My life needs editing.

Mort Sahl

Wine is constant proof that God

Benjamin Franklin

I can resist everything except temptation.

Oscar Wilde

The chief function of the body

Thomas A. Edison

A sure cure for seasickness is

Spike Milligan

Yield to temptation. It may not

Robert A. Heinlein

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the

H. L. Mencken

If you're going to do something

Henny Youngman

All my life, I always wanted

Jane Wagner

If God wanted us to fly,

Mel Brooks

Do not take life too seriously.

Elbert Hubbard

Behind every great man is a

Jim Carrey

Progress was all right. Only it

James Thurber

People who think they know everything

Isaac Asimov

My fake plants died because I

Mitch Hedberg

Get your facts first, then you

Mark Twain

Cure for an obsession: get another

Mason Cooley

One advantage of talking to yourself

Franklin P. Jones

Guilt: the gift that keeps on

Erma Bombeck

Laziness is nothing more than the

Jules Renard
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