Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

I don't deserve this award, but

Jack Benny

If I knew for a certainty

Henry David Thoreau

If I had to live my

Tallulah Bankhead

Everything I like is either illegal,

Alexander Woollcott

When I eventually met Mr. Right

Rita Rudner

The trouble with having an open

Terry Pratchett

I have a memory like an

Herb Caen

I own and operate a ferocious

Bill Moyers

I never drink water because of

Unknown

A nickel ain't worth a dime

Yogi Berra

I used to sell furniture for

Les Dawson

Society is like a stew. If

Edward Abbey

My definition of an intellectual is

Billy Connolly

I believe in rules. Sure I

Leo Durocher

A woman's mind is cleaner than

Oliver Herford

When we ask for advice, we

Saul Bellow

When you're in love it's the

Richard Lewis

To be or not to be.

Jean-Luc Godard

Communism is like one big phone

Lenny Bruce

My one regret in life is

Woody Allen
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