Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

I sang in the choir for

Paul Lynde

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

Ronald Reagan

I like long walks, especially when

Fred Allen

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've

Brooke Shields

Macho does not prove mucho.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

You can lead a man to

Milton Berle

Two wrongs don't make a right,

Thomas Szasz

I used to jog but the

David Lee Roth

Lead us not into temptation. Just

Sam Levenson

I have a wonderful make-up crew.

Bob Hope

I have never been hurt by

Calvin Coolidge

I have a new philosophy. I'm

Charles M. Schulz

He was like a cock who

George Eliot

We know that the nature of

Louis Aragon

Do not let a flattering woman

Hesiod

All men are equal before fish.

Herbert Hoover

Gambling: The sure way of getting

Wilson Mizner

Life is hard. After all, it

Katharine Hepburn

Money won't buy happiness, but it

Bill Vaughan

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Bill Watterson
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