Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

I'm for whatever gets you through

Frank Sinatra

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is

James Joyce

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the

W. Clement Stone

I did not have three thousand

Imelda Marcos

What I am looking for is

Jerome K. Jerome

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival

Christina Aguilera

I went window shopping today! I

Tommy Cooper

If at first you don't succeed,

Marcelene Cox

Every man's dream is to be

Jerry Lewis

After all is said and done,

Bill Copeland

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle

Demetri Martin

Brought up to respect the conventions,

Bette Davis

The day I made that statement,

Al Gore

Too much agreement kills a chat.

Eldridge Cleaver

Let's have some new cliches.

Samuel Goldwyn

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom'

Calvin Trillin

I was eating in a Chinese

Paul Simon

I'm going to marry a Jewish

Michael J. Fox

Conversation would be vastly improved by

Andre Maurois

I rant, therefore I am.

Dennis Miller
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