Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

Have enough sense to know, ahead

Marilyn vos Savant

God did not intend religion to

Naguib Mahfouz

One man's folly is another man's

Helen Rowland

People say that life is the

Logan Pearsall Smith

A word to the wise is

Hunter S. Thompson

Parrots make great pets. They have

Chevy Chase

Working with Julie Andrews is like

Christopher Plummer

If women ran the world we

Robin Williams

I don't have a bank account

Paula Poundstone

I cannot sing, dance or act;

David Letterman

I am certain there is too

Michael Crichton

All the candy corn that was

Lewis Black

My father would take me to

Jay London

A lot of baby boomers are

Kevin Nealon

I may be a living legend,

Roy Orbison

Parents are the last people on

Samuel Butler

Go to Heaven for the climate,

Mark Twain

If this is coffee, please bring

Abraham Lincoln

Someone told me that when they

Caroline Rhea

A child of five would understand

Groucho Marx
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