Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

The next time you have a

Ron White

Boy, those French: they have a

Steve Martin

TV is chewing gum for the

Frank Lloyd Wright

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

George Carlin

I wear a necklace, cause I

Mitch Hedberg

The way my luck is running,

Rodney Dangerfield

It is even harder for the

H. L. Mencken

I knew I was an unwanted

Joan Rivers

Me carrying a briefcase is like

Sparky Anderson

I never said most of the

Yogi Berra

If a cluttered desk is the

Laurence J. Peter

The first time I sang in

Fred Allen

It is to be observed that

Stephen Leacock

I want my children to have

Phyllis Diller

Include me out.

Samuel Goldwyn

My uncle Sammy was an angry

Margaret Smith

A two-year-old is kind of like

Jerry Seinfeld

I used to be Snow White,

Mae West

Television has brought back murder into

Alfred Hitchcock

If at first you don't succeed...

Henny Youngman
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