Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

Don't talk about yourself; it will

Wilson Mizner

Moderation is a virtue only in

Henry Kissinger

You're only as good as your

Fran Lebowitz

If you can't tell a spoon

Demetri Martin

The way taxes are, you might

Joe E. Lewis

What do I know of man's

Samuel Beckett

There are lots of people who

Josh Billings

I love mankind; it's people I

Charles M. Schulz

Never have more children than you

Erma Bombeck

I've always wanted to go to

Billy Connolly

I hate housework! You make the

Joan Rivers

She was a handsome woman of

J. B. Priestley

Our national flower is the concrete

Lewis Mumford

I was so naive as a

Johnny Carson

A committee is a group that

Milton Berle

I can speak Esperanto like a

Spike Milligan

Miami Beach is where neon goes

Lenny Bruce

I was the kid next door's

Emo Philips

If you want to be thought

Logan Pearsall Smith

I saw a stationery store move.

Jay London
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