Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

Every cloud has its silver lining

Don Marquis

I'm kidding about having only a

James Brown

There's one thing about baldness, it's

Don Herold

When I was a boy the

George Burns

I failed to make the chess

Woody Allen

Every man has his follies

Josh Billings

Whoever is my relative, I will

George Lopez

I'm sorry, if you were right,

Robin Williams

I think serial monogamy says it

Tracey Ullman

I bought some batteries, but they

Steven Wright

If love is the answer, could

Lily Tomlin

I'd never been in play long

Mercedes McCambridge

Well, if I called the wrong

James Thurber

I'm like old wine. They don't

Rose Kennedy

We'll love you just the way

Alanis Morissette

Never take a solemn oath. People

Norman Douglas

I have yet to hear a

Gloria Steinem

Until you walk a mile in

Robert Byrne

I'm writing a book. I've got

Steven Wright

The reason there are two senators

Jay Leno
0.17056 sec| 2301.852 kb