Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

We owe to the Middle Ages

Andre Maurois

We owe a lot to Thomas

Milton Berle

My mother was against me being

Angie Dickinson

If it's the Psychic Network why

Robin Williams

When you're eight years old nothing

Lenny Bruce

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

Chevy Chase

I don't believe in angels, no.

Billy Connolly

We need two kinds of acquaintances,

Logan Pearsall Smith

There's no such thing as soy

Lewis Black

The reports of my death have

Mark Twain

Never floss with a stranger.

Joan Rivers

Flattery is like cologne water, to

Josh Billings

An idea isn't responsible for the

Don Marquis

The only time I ever enjoyed

Phyllis Diller

I think the eyes flirt most.

Anna Held

Experience is what you have after

Milton Berle

I don't believe in the after

Woody Allen

It all started when my dog

Jay London

The reward of energy, enterprise and

William Feather

Trust is hard to come by.

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