Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Yogi Berra

As I get older, I just

Tracey Ullman

In comic strips, the person on

George Carlin

The one thing you shouldn't do

Jimmy Fallon

I never liked you, and I

Samuel Goldwyn

I'm a misplaced American, but don't

Ruby Wax

When I go to a bar,

David Brenner

From there to here, and here

Dr. Seuss

I tend to head for what's

Maggie Smith

It's always funny until someone gets

Bill Hicks

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it.

Joan Rivers

Comedy is simply a funny way

Peter Ustinov

Life can be dramatic and funny

Jennifer Aniston

You know the funny thing, I

Donald Trump

I owe my whole acting career

Christian Kane

You shouldn't get too close to

Bob Newhart

I'm going to take this God-given

Steve Harvey

There is nothing funny about Halloween.

Jean Baudrillard

I'm never afraid to try something

Seann William Scott

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're

Lee Trevino
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