Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

I actually went to see 'Rushmore,'

Brian Cox

I'm not on all the time.

Keenen Ivory Wayans

We are supposed to enjoy the

Sheena Easton

You have to make a lot

Josh Turner

I used to stutter really badly.

Joe Biden

Sometimes fake laughing is hard once

Allison Williams

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail,

Bill Gates

I don't want to get myself

Justin Vernon

It's funny to me that people

Jake Gyllenhaal

I think we're all good and

Larry David

I've known Chevy Chase for so

Richard Belzer

I don't think the show would

Samantha Bee

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized!

Paris Hilton

You can't be funny for funny's

Hank Azaria

I wouldn't totally rule out doing

Joe Rogan

I don't mean to be funny.

Yogi Berra

I didn't plan to be the

Jimmy Carr

It is funny the two things

Gertrude Stein

It's funny what a few no-hitters

Satchel Paige

When you see things upside down,

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
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