"A girl once came to my beery flat in Kensal Green, opened the blinds and cooked me breakfast. I married her."

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"Deep down, the Iraqi people want the United States out. And their self-determination should be respected."

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"To my knowledge, there's never been a scientist in the U.S. Senate."

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"There are so many characters whizzing around inside my head, it's like Looney Tunes. But as soon as I've finished writing about them, I completely forget who they are."

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"Thomas More rarely discussed his siblings, and two of them are never mentioned by him. It is likely that they were part of that infant mortality which had provoked such concern for early baptism."

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"… obedience, Bane of all genius, virtue, freedom, truth, Makes slaves of men, and, of the human frame, A mechanized automaton."

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"The two worst strategic mistakes to make are acting prematurely and letting an opportunity slip; to avoid this, the warrior treats each situation as if it were unique and never resorts to formulae, recipes or other people's opinions."

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"I told everybody that I was going to be an actress in Hollywood one day. People looked at me like I was crazy."

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"Man's great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or brake, to mask or block a thought, or all thought, when he wants to."

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"Don't kid yourself; the guy who's onstage in ripped-up jeans is wearing as much a costume as I am."

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