Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

I wasn't close to my father,

Judy Garland

I'm actually a big fan of

Chelsea Handler

A transposable aphorism is a malaise

Umberto Eco

The difference between you and the

Rob Manuel

It's funny to me because everyone

Bryce Harper

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think

Angelina Jolie

I'm attracted to women who are

Tom Brady

It's painful for me to watch

Joe Rogan

I had an idea of what

Jennifer Aniston

It's a funny thing that when

Robert Frost

I got pregnant at 40 by

Julianna Margulies

Prince Charles is so funny. So,

Joan Rivers

My mother and father were very

Jonathan Winters

I'm 27. I feel like I

Nelly Furtado

Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm

Elle King

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies,

Paul Lynde

Certainly there are things in life

Ogden Nash

In 'The Sound of Music,' I

Hugh Grant

I have no line. If I

Joan Rivers

You can't be funny unless you're

Elaine Stritch
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