"I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy."

"You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something."

"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?"

"If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work."

"Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny."

"You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something."

"I am but one member of a vast team made up of many organizations, officials, thousands of scientists, and millions of farmers - mostly small and humble - who for many years have been fighting a quiet, oftentimes losing war on the food production front."

"I didn't come to Hollywood to drink or get high, and I don't want to be considered a cool actor - I want to be a great actor."