"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest."

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."

"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."

"Because they are inherently social, people find value in reading the same books and watching the same movies that others do."

"I kept thinking, 'Somebody has to make a food show that is actually educational and entertaining at the same time... a show that got down to the 'why things happen.' Plus, I hated my job - I didn't think it was very worthwhile."

"I think the deepest problem is between my parents and me. I just don't know if it will ever be the same."

"The absolute base-level thing that you do as a new screenwriter is send out query letters. Literally, you just say, 'Hi, Mr. So-and-So,' and you give them a one-sentence description of one of your scripts. You send it out to a list of people you found on the Internet."