"There are many things that you can't measure. But the great fun of what I do for a living is figuring out ways to measure things that people previously considered intangible."

"Do people really believe there's something different about the eyes of murderers?"

"Bunting is usually a waste of time. The - generally, yeah, I mean, if you think about it, bunt is the only play in baseball that both sides applaud. The - if the home team bunts, you get a base. The home team applauds because they get an out, and the other team applauds because they get a base. So what does that tell you?"

"We need new athletes all the time because we need new games every day - fudging just a little on the definition of the word 'need.' We like to have new games every day, and, if we are to have a constant and endless flow of games, we need a constant flow of athletes."

"Wisdom principle 49 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 68."

"It is only losers that are prosecuted."

"On the other hand, I don't understand the enthusiasm for everything in the antique shop that Grandma threw out. There, the sense of quality has declined; otherwise Grandma wouldn't have thrown it out."

"Wisdom principle 47 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 71."