"To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them."

"The less men think, the more they talk."

"An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations."

"Friendship is an arrangement by which we undertake to exchange small favors for big ones."

"It is a steadfast truth that the highest expression of strength is tenderness toward the vulnerable — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"Even if there are a lot women in films, there are few who are lesbians, that people know about."

"I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes."

"There's three things men always talk about - women, sports, and cars."