"How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long."

"Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do."

"Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her."

"The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high."

"A life well-lived is a testament that kindness can heal wounds that time cannot."

"Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies."

"Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer."

"Propaganda must appeal to mankind's better judgment and to the necessary belief in a better future. For this belief, the valley of the shadow of death is but a war station on the road to the blessed summit."