"There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor."

"Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too."

"It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf."

"War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands."

"Love is blind. My politics has been, too. I think you can fall in love with ideas, and you can fall in love with people. It's a very subjective experience. And I'm loyal to that experience."

"Homer is new this morning, and perhaps nothing is as old as today's newspaper."

"As a result, I've been portrayed as a cynical barbarian preying on the very clients I was charged to defend."

"My experience as a school nurse taught me that we need to make a concerted effort, all of us, to increase physical fitness activity among our children and to encourage all Americans to adopt a healthier diet that includes fruits and vegetables, but there is more."