"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."

"We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page."

"Health food makes me sick."

"Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food."

"I became active in politics because I saw the possibility, if we all sat back and did nothing, of a world in which there would no longer be any stages for actors to act on."

"We've got activists all across the country like the members of the Million Mom March organization, some of their leaders are here tonight. We're phone banking congressional offices and pursuing editorial boards."

"If the law is upheld only by government officials, then all law is at an end."

"The relationship between the prophet and the President, the priest and the President, is a sacred one."