"I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it."

"If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television."

"When the show is over we still have to pay our rent, we have to buy food. We have to do all the same things that you do."

"I certainly don't have any airs about myself."

"I thought the more famous I became, the more friendships I would have, but the opposite was true."

"In fact, it works the other way: A government as big and bossy as this one is maintained on the backs of the middle class and those who hope to join it."

"I had no blood relatives till I made some."

"Justice is truth in action."