"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

"You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."

"Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution."

"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it."

"These words dropped into my childish mind as if you should accidentally drop a ring into a deep well. I did not think of them much at the time, but there came a day in my life when the ring was fished up out of the well, good as new."

"I wouldn't call myself a feminist, because I think there are differences between men and women."

"Sometimes I think, 'Why couldn't I have been normal?'"

"I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit my head, there will be no one to make the phone call. But who wants to think about that disaster, I'd prefer not to."