"One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening."

"It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to."

"A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not."

"Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there."

"I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric."

"Pale death, with impartial step, knocks at the hut of the poor and the towers of kings."

"I think one of the most pervasive evils in this world is greed and acquiring money for money's sake. Once you have six houses and a plane, it's just about a number. It's never been anything I understood."

"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."