"You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy."

"Maybe I should quit the business. There's no one left for me to love. Mama's dead. Mr. Burns couldn't care less about me. What's left?"

"I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25."

"I drilled holes in the floor of the club, and it's sinking."

"As an adoptive parent myself of foster children, I have seen firsthand the glaring problems of the system currently facing this Nation."

"My father was an immigrant who literally walked across Europe to get out of Russia. He fought in World War I. He was wounded in action. My father was a great success even though he never had money. He was a very determined man, a great role model."

"My mom was diagnosed with breast cancer when I was 13 and it was something we weren't really aware of as a family."

"For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors."