"She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong."

"Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up."

"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."

"Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is."

"A good laugh is sunshine in the house."

"It's funny because I grew up with the T.V. on 24 hours a day. And the more money I made, the more T.V.s we had."

"That was really so upsetting when you are trying to pass on some very serious knowledge and be basically, treated worse than a student coming off the street because his father pays the tuition. Come on. Give me a break. This is no school. This is a joke."

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."