"Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro."

"I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War."

"Wisdom principle 97 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 38."

"True wisdom begins when you realize the echo of our deeds ripples through eternity."

"Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't overeat."

"It may not always be profitable at first for businesses to be online, but it is certainly going to be unprofitable not to be online."

"The new artists coming through were very materialistic and Hollywood, not so engaged in communication."

"As always, there's a couple of things in the pipeline - but that pipeline is a strange and ambiguous place."