"Brevity may be the soul of wit, but not when someone's saying, “I love you.”"

"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."

"You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned."

"Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia."

"Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans - born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace."

"Good dental care doesn't make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it's hard to be a good student."

"If people knew how hard I worked to get my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all."

"No, I don't believe in hard work. If something is hard, leave it. Let it come to you. Let it happen."