"I've always been in love with Howard McGillen's voice, ever since I got wind of him."

"Sometimes I think my past life was unrealized. I met a tragic end - it might have been a car over a cliff. But it's true, I came from another time and place, and landed in Paris Hilton's backyard."

"In 1998, the acting roles suddenly bottomed out. I was no longer getting scripts; even my agent stopped calling. When I finally got him on the phone to ask him what was going on, he paused, then said: 'Well, Christine, you're 45.' I got rid of him."

"How do I let go of Maplewood? It's like Shangri-la. It's so culturally diverse, and all my children are adopted - a transracial family. And we're not the freaks. Everybody flies their freak flag high in Maplewood!"

"I couldn't care less about fashion. If I had taken any clothes home, they would have remained in my closet for the rest of their existence."

"Do not expect the world to look bright, if you habitually wear gray-brown glasses."

"Love is the expansion of two natures in such fashion that each include the other, each is enriched by the other."

"Before 'Gangnam Style' I was not a good attitude artist."