"Remember the rights of the savage, as we call him. Remember that the happiness of his humble home, remember that the sanctity of life in the hill villages of Afghanistan, among the winter snows, is as inviolable in the eye of Almighty God, as can be your own."

"You cannot fight against the future. Time is on our side."

"Justice delayed is justice denied."

"It is the duty of government to make it difficult for people to do wrong, easy to do right."

"Man must search for what is right, and let happiness come on its own."

"The bat is gone, but the smile remains."

"Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat."

"So long as you don't feel life's paltry and a miserable business, the rest doesn't matter, happiness or unhappiness."