"If you set goals and go after them with all the determination you can muster, your gifts will take you places that will amaze you."

"In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact."

"When life knocks you down, try to land on your back. Because if you can look up, you can get up. Let your reason get you back up."

"Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears."

"March is a month without mercy for rabid basketball fans. There is no such thing as a 'gentleman gambler' when the Big Dance rolls around. All sheep will be fleeced, all fools will be punished severely... There are no Rules when the deal goes down in the final weeks of March. Even your good friends will turn into monsters."

"He, who cannot forgive a trespass of malice to his enemy, has never yet tasted the most sublime enjoyment of love."

"I've gone to skin doctors and they'll say to you, 'We should remove this because it's pre-cancerous,' and I'll say, 'Explain pre-cancerous to me.' I'll listen for about twenty minutes and I'll say excuse me, 'Is pre-cancerous like pre-dead? So you're saying it could turn into cancer but it's not cancer?'"

"The sanitary and mechanical age we are now entering makes up for the mercy it grants to our sense of smell by the ferocity with which it assails our sense of hearing."