"For many my behavior has been a major disappointment, my behavior has caused considerable worry to my business partners, and everyone involved in my business, but most importantly to the young people we influence, I apologize."

"The virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family."

"My dad used to say, 'Just because you dress up in a coat and tie, it doesn't influence your intelligence.'"

"I'm not as far along as Jack Nicklaus was at this age, but I'm trying."

"To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it."

"You can't always be a leading lady."

"The Russians are a very sentimental people."

"The source of all the material comes from nothingness, illusion is working more on things you can prove. That's the principle, the essence of life, it is actually an illusion, not immaterial. That's worth pursuing. So illusion is not nothing. In a way, that is the truth."