"The Internet is for haters. Everyone wants to knock somebody down, but it's cool."

"Anybody who really knows about the TV business knows that it would be impossible to just march in one day and say to your colleagues and bosses, 'Oh yes, I'm hosting my own show.'"

"I have a Viking stove. The color is butter lemon, and I had to wait several months for it, because that color wasn't available and I really wanted butter lemon! But I don't know that it's seriously ever been cooked on. I mean, I make tea every morning. Does that count?"

"Dinner 'conversation' at the Cohens' meant my sister, mom, and I relaying in brutal detail the day's events in a state of amplified hysteria, while my father listened to his own smooth jazz station in his head."

"A really great talent finds its happiness in execution."

"Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition."

"We learn the inner secret of happiness when we learn to direct our inner drives, our interest and our attention to something besides ourselves."

"Imagination, the supreme delight of the immortal and the immature, should be limited. In order to enjoy life, we should not enjoy it too much."