"Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you."

"High school is such a shared experience in North American culture."

"Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room."

"Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair."

"When I work a game as an analyst, all I do is look at the game like a coach."

"To play billiards well was a sign of an ill-spent youth."

"Bodybuilding is much like any other sport. To be successful, you must dedicate yourself 100% to your training, diet and mental approach."

"Sectional football games have the glory and the despair of war, and when a Texas team takes the field against a foreign state, it is an army with banners."