"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."

"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."

"Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago."

"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

"I live more than anything else to produce the Games."

"If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already."

"I think you just assume that your memory is just sort of a video playback of your experience, but it's nothing like that at all. It's a complete refabrication of an event and a lot of it is made up, because you're filling in spaces."

"I basically was a precocious little kid."