"Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."

"Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something."

"If an animal does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence."

"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."

"Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat."

"When a child, my dreams rode on your wishes, I was your son, high on your horse, My mind a top whipped by the lashes Of your rhetoric, windy of course."

"I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with."

"My mom never taught me to be waiting for some prince on a white horse to swipe me off my feet."