"Doors open because you're beautiful, but I wouldn't cultivate beauty to the exclusion of brains."

"I'm concentrating on the positive, on all the wonderful things I'm doing now."

"Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon."

"I'm not anti-fashion, but I've always had a bit of a punk attitude. That's important, I think. I do my own thing."

"I think the one thing this picture shows that's new is the psychological disproportion of the kids' demands on the parents. Parents are often at fault, but the kids have some work to do, too."

"Borrowing knowledge of reality from all sources, taking the best from every study, Science of Mind brings together the highest enlightenment of the ages."

"Artschwager's art always involves looking closely at surfaces, questions what an object is, wants to make you forget the name of the thing you're looking at so that it might mushroom in your mind into something that triggers unexpected infinities."