"You must never tire fighting Satan."

"The dearest days in one's life are those that seem very far and very near at once."

"What is this world? A mere curl of smoke for the wind to scatter."

"If you feel that you are good, don't be too proud of it."

"I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed."

"I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff."

"It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up."

"Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children."