"There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying."

"I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money."

"Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected."

"It iz better tew know nothing than tew know what ain't so."

"Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping."

"I was motivated to be different in part because I was different."

"There are some things that are real, that you can see, that you can observe, like the moon, and grass and things. But for ideas to become real, they have to be played on your senses."

"Growing up training, I use to get up so early I would wave to the garbage men going by. So, I had this relationship with Blue Collar America and I really liked it. I felt that lots of those people looked forward to me winning."