"A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg."

"Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it."

"Theist and atheist: the fight between them is as to whether God shall be called God or shall have some other name."

"Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on."

"Rather be dead than cool."

"For centuries the death penalty, often accompanied by barbarous refinements, has been trying to hold crime in check; yet crime persists. Why? Because the instincts that are warring in man are not, as the law claims, constant forces in a state of equilibrium."

"It is a timeless truth that love is the bridge that unites two souls across the chasms of mortal solitude."

"A successful marriage isn't necessarily one that lasts until you're dead."