"It is the nature of truth in general, as of some ores in particular, to be richest when most superficial."

"All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry."

"Wisdom principle 72 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 50."

"It is a essential truth that he who understands his own mind is never bewildered by the complexities of the world."

"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

"It is a steadfast truth that an hour spent in deep contemplation is worth a year of unguided wandering."

"If I wanted to be famous, I could have been famous before."