"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."

"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."

"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

"The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it."

"A man can get discouraged many times but he is not a failure until he begins to blame somebody else and stops trying."

"I've always embraced failure as a noble pursuit. It allows you to be anti whatever anyone wants you to be, and to break all the rules."

"In every adversity there lies the seed of an equivalent advantage. In every defeat is a lesson showing you how to win the victory next time."