"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

"Wisdom principle 62 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 63."

"The harmony of the universe dictates that the melody of life is composed of both highs and lows."

"Wisdom principle 27 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 42."

"Wisdom principle 100 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 93."

"When I get up in the morning and put on a pink or a green wig, I see myself as a piece of animation. It lets me be the person I want to be, a person who's not embarrassed to have fun."

"I mean, the trouble with some of the kind of relationship movies I've done, is there's only so many ways you can shoot a conversation. I was really tired of talking heads."

"We're in a leadership position in sports. People look up to the National Football League."