"People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him."
Quotes by Art Buchwald
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Topics by Art Buchwald
"You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it."
"This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security."
"Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got."