Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Alice Roosevelt Longworth was a prominent American author, socialite, and political influencer, known for her wit, independence, and sharp commentary. Born in 1884, she was the eldest daughter of President Theodore Roosevelt and quickly became one of the most colorful figures of Washington, D.C. society in the early 20th century. Her bold personality and unapologetic public presence earned her the nickname “Princess Alice”, and she remained a force in political and literary circles for over seven decades.

As an author, Alice Roosevelt Longworth is best known for her memoir, Crowded Hours, published in 1933. The book offers a vivid and entertaining account of her life among presidents, diplomats, and aristocrats, showcasing her flair for storytelling, satire, and social critique. Her writing, much like her personality, was clever and unapologetically honest, making her a respected and feared voice in political commentary.

Longworth’s quotes are legendary for their razor-sharp wit. One of her most famous sayings is: “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” Another classic quip: “I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.” These quotes reflect her rebellious spirit and clever intellect, qualities that made Alice Roosevelt Longworth an unforgettable figure in both American literature and political life.