Quotes by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me."

"My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening."

"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."

"Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay."