Medical Quotes

Medical Quotes

When I was born I was

Rodney Dangerfield

A hospital bed is a parked

Groucho Marx

I told the doctor I broke

Henny Youngman

I am dying from the treatment

Alexander the Great

Doctors will have more lives to

Napoleon Bonaparte

In the name of Hypocrites, doctors

Edward Everett Hale

Some people think that doctors and

Cass Canfield

The doctors x-rayed my head and

Dizzy Dean

The physician's highest calling, his only

Samuel Hahnemann

My doctor gave me six months

Walter Matthau

Medicine is my lawful wife and

Anton Chekhov

It would not be possible to

Stephen Ambrose

If my doctor told me I

Isaac Asimov

A physician is not angry at

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

To array a man's will against

Henry Ward Beecher

You know what they call the

Abe Lemons

To study the phenomena of disease

William Osler

The patient decides when it's best

Jack Kevorkian

I'm not feeling very well

Groucho Marx

Getting out of the hospital is

Erma Bombeck
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